A K E R C O C K E     AUTOBIOGRAPHY
BY DAVID GRAY

It would seem that few people have time or patience to digest the enormous wealth of information that I have so lovingly detailed in our band autobiography. I have received complaints even, “why don’t you just write a book?”- “Why cant you be more concise?”. I have listened to these opinions, I have cogitated long and hard (for…ooh, thirty seconds…) and I have decided to ignore everything that you have to say. Actually, I have gone further than that, because I have expanded and updated our auto- biography some more. The original version ceased in June 2001, so it required extensive scrutiny to bring it right up to date. Somebody somewhere will thank me, or maybe not. We shall see. In truth it is important to remember these things, the unexamined life is truly not worth living at all. Mmm.

DAVID GRAY
Somewhere in Hell, February 2006

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